Love Sex Dolls

The Spanish word for a balloon is “el globo.” Obviously, the origin of the Spanish tongue predates the invention of the blow up sex doll. Surly if the early Spaniards had seen a blow up sex doll, they would have realized that not every balloon takes on the shape of a globe. The writer of the following article does not argue for conformity in the shape of inflatable objects. She simply suggests a possible new use for the inflatable sex doll. What does she suggest? Read the following article, and then see what you think of her suggestion.Five years away from the 100 year anniversary for the sinking of the Titanic, the marketers of the blow up sex doll might consider creating a new type of doll. They might want to design a blow up sex doll that could function like a life preserver. Although that seems like a very far-out idea, such dolls might find a market in St. Petersburg.

A group of male residents in that Russian town participate in an interesting annual event. Held on the Vuokusa River, it is a rafting tournament. Yet not one of the competitors uses an actual raft. Each competitor swims through the water, supported by a blow up sex doll.

If “Married with Children” had run for more seasons, perhaps the writer would have developed a reason for Bud to visit St. Petersburg. Then Bud could have entered that rafting tournament. Maybe Bud could have actually won such a tournament.  The writer would, of course, have conceived of various ways by which the other Bundy family members could have responded to Bud’s success.

Perhaps Bud’s father would have planned to buy his son a new blow up sex doll. If “Married with Children” had been extended into the era of the Internet, then the father could have pursued an online search for such a blow up doll. That might have landed the father on the web site for a British online store.

One British retailer has posted online ads for an inflatable sex doll. Those ads elicited complaints from a number of Muslims. The Muslims complained, because the company had chosen to name the doll “Mustafa.” It so happens, that “Mustafa” is a name that is sometimes given to Muhammad.

Perhaps a clever writer would have chosen to have a Muslim cleric show up at the Bundy residence. Perhaps the arrival of that cleric would have coincided with the appearance of Kelly, Bud’s sister. That could have allowed TV audiences to witness how an Imam might react to Kelly’s advances.

Unfortunately, TV audiences can no longer count on watching a daily show that features the Bundy family. They can no longer expect to see Bud and his blow up sex doll. That series has ended. Yet the public fascination with inflatable sex dolls has not disappeared.

There continue to be rafting tournaments in which the “raft” in an inflatable doll.  In fact details on one such tournament recently appeared online. The judges had disqualified one of the contestants. They had disapproved of his behavior.

The reader might wonder what sort of behavior could possible disqualify such a “rafter.” Apparently, he had started to do more than just “make moves” on his blow up sex doll. Faced with the evidence of his disgusting sexual advances, the judges had felt compelled to disqualify that sex-crazy rafter.